Throwers Out of Thoughts and Prayers

February 16, 2018

“In light of new massacres we’ll say, ‘Our thoughts and prayers go out,’ and get more creative in spinning our involvement to stay profitable.”. —Official of the Gun Lobby


Thoughts and prayers are easy. They’re weightless. You never have to break into a sweat to use them. They’re so diaphanous they require no effort to handle, but unfortunately, for that very reason, they’re useless in getting anything done. That’s why and how they’re thrown around so effortlessly. They require nothing of the prayers and throwers out of thoughts. They’re perfect for the effete and feckless, the weapon of choice for the hypocritical.



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